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Are blue hood/rear lights a secret sign?
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Arthan Dahrovi
2003-11-01 20:07:28 UTC
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I've noticed an increase in the number of cars I see with small blue
lights on the hood or on the rear license plate holder. Most of these
cars appear to be small Japanese sedans, frequently sporting flimsy
looking (home made?) wings on the trunk, shiny wheel covers, go-faster
stripes, broken-sounding exhausts, and other modifications of doubtful
taste. All the cars I've seen have been driven by young men,
invariably to the accompaniment of very loud, bass-heavy music.

I met a few of these chaps the other evening in a large parking lot
where they assemble at weekends, and I must say several of the ones I
spoke to struck me as strongly effeminate. I had a look at some of
their cars and noticed blue lights on several of the "prettied up"
vehicles belonging to girlish owners.

My question is: Is it plausible that this blue light phenomenon is a
flag of homosexuality? Perhaps blue lights on the hood means that the
owner is the penetrative partner, whereas lights on the rear mean,
well, you know.

I read somewhere that some homosexualists use a covert signaling
method to indicate their interests to potential partners (a
handkerchief hanging out of a back pocket was once such indicator, I
believe), and it doesn't seem at all unlikely - at least to me - that
auto-centric homosexaulists have developed a signaling method related
to cars.

Does anyone have additional information or thoughts on this subject?

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Serge Comeau
2003-11-02 04:53:07 UTC
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Really? Who Cares? I came here to find specific info and i get homo
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Post by Arthan Dahrovi
I've noticed an increase in the number of cars I see with small blue
lights on the hood or on the rear license plate holder. Most of these
cars appear to be small Japanese sedans, frequently sporting flimsy
looking (home made?) wings on the trunk, shiny wheel covers, go-faster
stripes, broken-sounding exhausts, and other modifications of doubtful
taste. All the cars I've seen have been driven by young men,
invariably to the accompaniment of very loud, bass-heavy music.
I met a few of these chaps the other evening in a large parking lot
where they assemble at weekends, and I must say several of the ones I
spoke to struck me as strongly effeminate. I had a look at some of
their cars and noticed blue lights on several of the "prettied up"
vehicles belonging to girlish owners.
My question is: Is it plausible that this blue light phenomenon is a
flag of homosexuality? Perhaps blue lights on the hood means that the
owner is the penetrative partner, whereas lights on the rear mean,
well, you know.
I read somewhere that some homosexualists use a covert signaling
method to indicate their interests to potential partners (a
handkerchief hanging out of a back pocket was once such indicator, I
believe), and it doesn't seem at all unlikely - at least to me - that
auto-centric homosexaulists have developed a signaling method related
to cars.
Does anyone have additional information or thoughts on this subject?
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Peter Hill
2003-11-02 08:42:46 UTC
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On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 15:07:28 -0500, Arthan Dahrovi
Post by Arthan Dahrovi
I've noticed an increase in the number of cars I see with small blue
lights on the hood or on the rear license plate holder. Most of these
cars appear to be small Japanese sedans, frequently sporting flimsy
looking (home made?) wings on the trunk, shiny wheel covers, go-faster
stripes, broken-sounding exhausts, and other modifications of doubtful
taste. All the cars I've seen have been driven by young men,
invariably to the accompaniment of very loud, bass-heavy music.
In the UK they are usually fitted on small hatchbacks (GM Vauxhall
Nova, Peugeot 106). The owners always wear baseball caps back to
front. They fit big air brakes (spoilers) on the roof above the rear
window. 17, 18 or even 19 inch alloy wheels with very wide tyres so
they rub and bump on the 1-1/2 inch lowered body. Badly cambered
wheels, giving a narrower than stock contact patch to ensure that the
small underpowered engine can cause wheel spin at the front wheels on
dry car parks. Frequently have neon light guides on dash and fake
printed stick on paper 'carbon' trim or a painted dash. Will have
many 2ft blue neon tubes attached to underside of chassis as they can
find places to cable tie them on. They like to plaster the car with
stickers for HKS, JUN, Blitz, Nismo, Trust and other high priced Jap
tuning firms that specialise in parts for cars like Supra, Skyline,
180SX and other Playstation GT3 cars, firms which definitely don't
make parts for little European hatchbacks.

I don't think it says gay, the UK magazines featuring this tat are
full of hetro soft porn. I think it says "I'm a little kid with more
money than sense or taste and I can't reach the top shelf".

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